Dear Mr. AD
A friend recently received these rather interesting messages from a Mr. AD. And here’s what i would have said in reply!
- heya r u dere ____ can we chat hope u dont mine
First of all, i can’t stand text speak so even if i did consider, you’re giving a horrible first impression. You’re not sending a text message, so it’s not like you’re saving money.
And i do ‘mine’. I don’t know you, and we have no mutual friends. Plus, I’d have to add you to chat with you, and i won’t give a random, self-obsessed (yes i’ve been through your profile) stranger access to my profile. Sorry. Hope you don’t mind.
- hey u r online stil u nt replyn…at least we can chat den u thnk abt our frndsp…
HOW do you know i’m online??? You’re not on my friends list, and all you can see is my profile picture. Which changed a while ago. What are you doing spending the whole day online?
You really need to get a life.
And ‘frndsp’?! THINK about friendship, with you? Already did that a while ago… and the answer is NO.
[Then, because of the slightly confusing new facebook format, while trying to accept a friend request, she accidently accepted his. And she didn't realise... till about 30 seconds later, when she got a wall-post from the weirdo. She promptly removed him from her friends list, and a few minutes later received...]
- hey wat hapenn i did ny thng wrng??
Nope. Nothing at all.
I did, in fact. :)
Sorry! Didn’t mean to add you!
true, it happens.