She’s a bitch too!
A 6 year old girl at the animal shelter today, with her front two teeth missing , asked me in all seriousness,
“Is it a bitch?”
She was looking at the little soft white puppy, named Rabbit, I was holding in my arms.
“Yes, she’s a girl dog…”
I got a very puzzled look back. She mentally branded me a nutcase and then turned to look at her own dog.
“That’s my dog Jamie. She’s a bitch too!”
I smiled gently, let her pet Rabbit again, and then walked back to put the pup in her cage. A few steps later, I felt like smacking my forehead.
I sounded like such a prude!