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Dear Mr. AD

February 24, 2010

A friend recently received these rather interesting messages from a Mr. AD. And here’s what i would have said in reply!

– heya r u dere ____ can we chat hope u dont mine

First of all, i can’t stand text speak so even if i did consider, you’re giving a horrible first impression. You’re not sending a text message, so it’s not like you’re saving money.

And i do ‘mine’. I don’t know you, and we have no mutual friends. Plus, I’d have to add you to chat with you, and i won’t give a random, self-obsessed (yes i’ve been through your profile) stranger access to my profile. Sorry. Hope you don’t mind.

– hey u r online stil u nt replyn…at least we can chat den u thnk abt our frndsp…

HOW do you know i’m online??? You’re not on my friends list, and all you can see is my profile picture. Which changed a while ago. What are you doing spending the whole day online?

You really need to get a life.

And ‘frndsp’?! THINK about friendship, with you? Already did that a while ago… and the answer is NO.

[Then, because of the slightly confusing new facebook format, while trying to accept a friend request, she accidently  accepted his. And she didn’t realise… till about 30 seconds later, when she got a wall-post from the weirdo. She promptly removed him from her friends list, and a few minutes later received…]

– hey wat hapenn i did ny thng wrng??

Nope. Nothing at all.

I did, in fact. :)

Sorry! Didn’t mean to add you!

One Comment leave one →
  1. Ayush permalink
    September 1, 2010 4:01 pm

    true, it happens.

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